Vark the Timid

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Vark the Timid is a goblin who somehow ended up with a mace that’s almost as big as he is, despite his clear preference for not fighting at all. Armed with this heavy, unwieldy weapon he’s nicknamed "Clunker," Vark spends most of his time trying to avoid situations where he might actually have to use it.

Known for his jumpy nature, Vark’s battle strategy involves hiding behind anything sturdy and occasionally poking his head out to nervously wave his mace around, hoping it looks intimidating. Once, he tried to swing "Clunker" at an enemy, but the weight of it sent him spinning in a circle, ending with him flat on his back.

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Vark the Timid is a goblin who somehow ended up with a mace that’s almost as big as he is, despite his clear preference for not fighting at all. Armed with this heavy, unwieldy weapon he’s nicknamed "Clunker," Vark spends most of his time trying to avoid situations where he might actually have to use it.

Known for his jumpy nature, Vark’s battle strategy involves hiding behind anything sturdy and occasionally poking his head out to nervously wave his mace around, hoping it looks intimidating. Once, he tried to swing "Clunker" at an enemy, but the weight of it sent him spinning in a circle, ending with him flat on his back.

Vark the Timid is a goblin who somehow ended up with a mace that’s almost as big as he is, despite his clear preference for not fighting at all. Armed with this heavy, unwieldy weapon he’s nicknamed "Clunker," Vark spends most of his time trying to avoid situations where he might actually have to use it.

Known for his jumpy nature, Vark’s battle strategy involves hiding behind anything sturdy and occasionally poking his head out to nervously wave his mace around, hoping it looks intimidating. Once, he tried to swing "Clunker" at an enemy, but the weight of it sent him spinning in a circle, ending with him flat on his back.