Spindlesmack
Spindlesmack is notorious for his skill with a pair of spiked maces on chains, which he whirls around with a level of precision that no goblin should have. At least, that’s what he tells everyone. In reality, Spindlesmack’s “precision” mostly involves swinging wildly and hoping something—anything—gets smacked. His favorite phrase is, “If you can’t hit ‘em, just keep spinning ‘til you do!”
Spindlesmack isn’t just about brute force (though he loves a good bonk on the head). He’s also a trickster at heart, known for his underhanded schemes. He’s the goblin who “accidentally” swaps out your potions for swamp water, leaves caltrops in the enemy’s sleeping bags, and blames every explosion on the nearest troll.
Despite his chaotic nature, Spindlesmack always seems to walk away unscathed, cackling madly while the battlefield behind him is in total shambles. Some say it’s luck; Spindlesmack says it’s “expert strategy.”
When he’s not wreaking havoc, you can find Spindlesmack challenging other goblins to “friendly” games of dice, where somehow he always wins, much to the frustration of his opponents. Could it be that he’s rigging the game? Absolutely.
Abilities:
Whirlwind Smash: Spindlesmack swings his twin maces in a dizzying display of chaos. There's no telling what (or who) will get hit, but it’s sure to be spectacular.
Sleight of Goblin: Known for his quick hands and sneaky tricks, Spindlesmack can slip away from danger—or cause it for others—before anyone knows what’s happening.
Goblin Roulette: Spindlesmack’s love of gambling extends to his fighting style. Sometimes, he’ll just let fate decide where his maces land, much to everyone’s concern.
Watch out when Spindlesmack’s around—whether he’s fighting or just playing tricks, things are bound to get messy!
Spindlesmack is notorious for his skill with a pair of spiked maces on chains, which he whirls around with a level of precision that no goblin should have. At least, that’s what he tells everyone. In reality, Spindlesmack’s “precision” mostly involves swinging wildly and hoping something—anything—gets smacked. His favorite phrase is, “If you can’t hit ‘em, just keep spinning ‘til you do!”
Spindlesmack isn’t just about brute force (though he loves a good bonk on the head). He’s also a trickster at heart, known for his underhanded schemes. He’s the goblin who “accidentally” swaps out your potions for swamp water, leaves caltrops in the enemy’s sleeping bags, and blames every explosion on the nearest troll.
Despite his chaotic nature, Spindlesmack always seems to walk away unscathed, cackling madly while the battlefield behind him is in total shambles. Some say it’s luck; Spindlesmack says it’s “expert strategy.”
When he’s not wreaking havoc, you can find Spindlesmack challenging other goblins to “friendly” games of dice, where somehow he always wins, much to the frustration of his opponents. Could it be that he’s rigging the game? Absolutely.
Abilities:
Whirlwind Smash: Spindlesmack swings his twin maces in a dizzying display of chaos. There's no telling what (or who) will get hit, but it’s sure to be spectacular.
Sleight of Goblin: Known for his quick hands and sneaky tricks, Spindlesmack can slip away from danger—or cause it for others—before anyone knows what’s happening.
Goblin Roulette: Spindlesmack’s love of gambling extends to his fighting style. Sometimes, he’ll just let fate decide where his maces land, much to everyone’s concern.
Watch out when Spindlesmack’s around—whether he’s fighting or just playing tricks, things are bound to get messy!
Spindlesmack is notorious for his skill with a pair of spiked maces on chains, which he whirls around with a level of precision that no goblin should have. At least, that’s what he tells everyone. In reality, Spindlesmack’s “precision” mostly involves swinging wildly and hoping something—anything—gets smacked. His favorite phrase is, “If you can’t hit ‘em, just keep spinning ‘til you do!”
Spindlesmack isn’t just about brute force (though he loves a good bonk on the head). He’s also a trickster at heart, known for his underhanded schemes. He’s the goblin who “accidentally” swaps out your potions for swamp water, leaves caltrops in the enemy’s sleeping bags, and blames every explosion on the nearest troll.
Despite his chaotic nature, Spindlesmack always seems to walk away unscathed, cackling madly while the battlefield behind him is in total shambles. Some say it’s luck; Spindlesmack says it’s “expert strategy.”
When he’s not wreaking havoc, you can find Spindlesmack challenging other goblins to “friendly” games of dice, where somehow he always wins, much to the frustration of his opponents. Could it be that he’s rigging the game? Absolutely.
Abilities:
Whirlwind Smash: Spindlesmack swings his twin maces in a dizzying display of chaos. There's no telling what (or who) will get hit, but it’s sure to be spectacular.
Sleight of Goblin: Known for his quick hands and sneaky tricks, Spindlesmack can slip away from danger—or cause it for others—before anyone knows what’s happening.
Goblin Roulette: Spindlesmack’s love of gambling extends to his fighting style. Sometimes, he’ll just let fate decide where his maces land, much to everyone’s concern.
Watch out when Spindlesmack’s around—whether he’s fighting or just playing tricks, things are bound to get messy!