Grottok the Crusher and Manglebite

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Grottok the Crusher and his not-so-graceful steed Manglebite are the dynamic disaster duo of the Doglin Riders. Grottok, a goblin who believes that shouting louder makes you stronger, earned his title not through crushing his enemies, but by accidentally crushing his own tent while trying to wrestle a tree. His comrades thought it was hilarious—and naturally, he took it as a sign of greatness.

Now leading the charge (mostly by stumbling into it), Grottok is a goblin of simple strategies: hit first, ask questions never. His mighty flail, Bonkstick, is more for show than precision, as Grottok has the aim of a blindfolded bat. Still, he’s convinced that every swing sends shockwaves across the battlefield, even if he’s just knocked out a bush or a very confused squirrel.

Manglebite, on the other hand, is a Doglin with a jaw so misaligned it looks like he tried to chew through a brick wall... and probably did. This beast is notorious for biting anything that moves (and plenty of things that don’t). His name was well-earned when, in a fit of confusion, he gnawed through Grottok’s favorite war drum, a rock, and half of his own saddle. Grottok, of course, sees this as a "unique charm."

Together, they form a team that’s as dangerous to their allies as they are to their enemies. Grottok’s idea of leadership is riding into battle while shouting things like, “SMASH ‘EM GOOD!” and “YOU BITE ‘EM, I’LL HIT ‘EM!” Meanwhile, Manglebite barrels ahead, usually plowing straight through the nearest obstacle, whether it’s a battle formation or a food cart.

Legend has it that Grottok once tried to ride Manglebite into a castle siege, but they ended up crashing through the kitchen, where Manglebite devoured an entire banquet. Grottok still insists it was "tactical sabotage."

Though their battle strategies are... unconventional (to say the least), Grottok the Crusher and Manglebite somehow leave a trail of chaos and destruction wherever they go. If you hear maniacal cackling and the sound of something being bitten in half, you can bet Grottok and Manglebite are nearby, and it’s probably too late to run!

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Grottok the Crusher and his not-so-graceful steed Manglebite are the dynamic disaster duo of the Doglin Riders. Grottok, a goblin who believes that shouting louder makes you stronger, earned his title not through crushing his enemies, but by accidentally crushing his own tent while trying to wrestle a tree. His comrades thought it was hilarious—and naturally, he took it as a sign of greatness.

Now leading the charge (mostly by stumbling into it), Grottok is a goblin of simple strategies: hit first, ask questions never. His mighty flail, Bonkstick, is more for show than precision, as Grottok has the aim of a blindfolded bat. Still, he’s convinced that every swing sends shockwaves across the battlefield, even if he’s just knocked out a bush or a very confused squirrel.

Manglebite, on the other hand, is a Doglin with a jaw so misaligned it looks like he tried to chew through a brick wall... and probably did. This beast is notorious for biting anything that moves (and plenty of things that don’t). His name was well-earned when, in a fit of confusion, he gnawed through Grottok’s favorite war drum, a rock, and half of his own saddle. Grottok, of course, sees this as a "unique charm."

Together, they form a team that’s as dangerous to their allies as they are to their enemies. Grottok’s idea of leadership is riding into battle while shouting things like, “SMASH ‘EM GOOD!” and “YOU BITE ‘EM, I’LL HIT ‘EM!” Meanwhile, Manglebite barrels ahead, usually plowing straight through the nearest obstacle, whether it’s a battle formation or a food cart.

Legend has it that Grottok once tried to ride Manglebite into a castle siege, but they ended up crashing through the kitchen, where Manglebite devoured an entire banquet. Grottok still insists it was "tactical sabotage."

Though their battle strategies are... unconventional (to say the least), Grottok the Crusher and Manglebite somehow leave a trail of chaos and destruction wherever they go. If you hear maniacal cackling and the sound of something being bitten in half, you can bet Grottok and Manglebite are nearby, and it’s probably too late to run!

Grottok the Crusher and his not-so-graceful steed Manglebite are the dynamic disaster duo of the Doglin Riders. Grottok, a goblin who believes that shouting louder makes you stronger, earned his title not through crushing his enemies, but by accidentally crushing his own tent while trying to wrestle a tree. His comrades thought it was hilarious—and naturally, he took it as a sign of greatness.

Now leading the charge (mostly by stumbling into it), Grottok is a goblin of simple strategies: hit first, ask questions never. His mighty flail, Bonkstick, is more for show than precision, as Grottok has the aim of a blindfolded bat. Still, he’s convinced that every swing sends shockwaves across the battlefield, even if he’s just knocked out a bush or a very confused squirrel.

Manglebite, on the other hand, is a Doglin with a jaw so misaligned it looks like he tried to chew through a brick wall... and probably did. This beast is notorious for biting anything that moves (and plenty of things that don’t). His name was well-earned when, in a fit of confusion, he gnawed through Grottok’s favorite war drum, a rock, and half of his own saddle. Grottok, of course, sees this as a "unique charm."

Together, they form a team that’s as dangerous to their allies as they are to their enemies. Grottok’s idea of leadership is riding into battle while shouting things like, “SMASH ‘EM GOOD!” and “YOU BITE ‘EM, I’LL HIT ‘EM!” Meanwhile, Manglebite barrels ahead, usually plowing straight through the nearest obstacle, whether it’s a battle formation or a food cart.

Legend has it that Grottok once tried to ride Manglebite into a castle siege, but they ended up crashing through the kitchen, where Manglebite devoured an entire banquet. Grottok still insists it was "tactical sabotage."

Though their battle strategies are... unconventional (to say the least), Grottok the Crusher and Manglebite somehow leave a trail of chaos and destruction wherever they go. If you hear maniacal cackling and the sound of something being bitten in half, you can bet Grottok and Manglebite are nearby, and it’s probably too late to run!